i have this highly unlikely dream of mine that a girl actually asks me out or shows some kind of interest in me... cuz im all worn out from trying to get a girls attention... its probably because im not good at it... i probably dont have the reputation as the best boyfriend around... but ive been learning from mistakes... any ladies out there ( Read more... )

live journal is soo depressing... all everyone does is write depressing stuff on here... im the only one that puts in stuff that has absolutely no meaning... but, none the less, it is lighthearted and aimed to strike ones funny bone...

<3*~NIGGA~*<3

when i get old and fat im gunna drink beer on the couch and throw empty beer cans at space ships on the tv... cuz those green fagots were probably responsible for my unorthadox probing... now when i poop it comes out looking like the alien symbol for "ZORTAN"...

Do you share the same fantasy?

spicy laundry ( Read more... )

lets get drunk so we really gotta pee ( Read more... )

Here i am... what are you gunna do about it?

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i have long patnte..ss u shoudll have i hunr....... live liiiket it waas yestierday.... neever smoke weed.... yes ( Read more... )

knee deep in the garden ( Read more... )

uhh...