Because smelling of cheese is arousing

[lazy_hoor]

'Most Magnificent Invention Of All Time' Story Of The Day
'Brewers have invented a beer laced with cheese to help amorous boozers perform after a night on the tiles. The brew promises a 'positive and healthy' response even after a skinful. "My wife can't have any objection to me spending the night down the pub now," said one drinker in Bregenz. One

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[thipe]

Does this mean I should stop washing my gentlemanly area?

[lazy_hoor]

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[lazy_hoor]

Maybe you could conduct an experiment! In the name of SCIENCE!

[prophetsong]

Ick! I think I'd rather they didn't 'perfofm' at all thanks ;)

BTW thanks for the dropbox email. I haven't downloaded it yet but I will tonight x

[lazy_hoor]

Cool, hope you like the stuff.

[kimkali]

Beer laced with cheese?
To aid sexual performance when drunk?

This will do very very well in the "alcoholics married to rats" niche.

[lazy_hoor]

Cheer. Or Beese?