Once upon a time, there was an unlucky girl. All she wanted was to be happy. So she went to a clover field. She found a one-leaf clover, but she dropped it on the road. She found a two-leaf clover, but it slipped into the shadows. She found a three leaf clover, but a witch hid it away. She wanted to find a four-leaf clover, but she was too unlucky.
[[xDDDD the idiot started licking candy canes, before he forgot about them and fell asleep...and got stuck there because he kinda left them on top of himself.]]