9 Roses. One of seven reasons to go to the wank. Bo nuong vi! This will make losing day feel better. Nom nom nom...

I blame Frank for giving his ticket to Katie.

Too cold to grill pork chops outside... George Foreman time!

Watching CNBC with my dad while waiting for dinner. Apparently Warren Buffett is smarter than Jimmy Buffett.

I just got a hand job at Snake & Jakes! Ok, so this reflexologist just massaged my hand, but that's a hand job, right?

Balloon animals are back at Snake & Jakes, baby!

It's Xmas eve. You know what that means? The annual Snake & Jake's Christmas Bar get together! Ron goes every year, except this year because he is dead to us!

Merry seXmas everybody!

Watching A Christmas Story... for the first time!

I'm listening to Q93. Santa Claus is a Black Man is my new favorite Christmas song.