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Well it's mid July,so far I haven't traveled anywhere this summer. All I've done is work and play videogames. I should've gone to summer session;at least I would've gotten those classes over with...Oh well. Things should pick up in August.There's a bunch of concerts I want to go to

...You are a real American.

How come all the Autobots except for Optimus Prime were midgets, and all the Decepticons were big guys? Doesn't quite seem fair.

Heres the deal :: Are you a movie whore or not? Put an "x" next to the ones you've seen. If you have seen more than 70 then you are and you cant deny it ( Read more... )

ROCK LOBSTER

I bought a box of 40 fortune cookies at the grocery and I just ate them all.

Here is what they told me, in the order that I ate them:

1. Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
   
2. You have so much to be thankful for.
   
3. What you decide today will be your good fortune.
   
4. Fear of failure is the biggest obstacle to success.
   
5. Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
   
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If there is one thing I like to put in my mouth, it’s Danish Butter Cookies. These sons of bitches are just the finest things ever made. Why? They’re a cookie, and they’re so goddamn delicious they make all other cookies taste like rotting hobo entrails.

If I was ever at a party and someone offered me a cookie and it wasn’t a Danish Butter Cookie, ( Read more... )

the new Jet Li movie "Unleashed" is fucken awesome

im really depressed and i dont know why :(

Your Mexican Name Is...


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