I got mugged tonight,boy are their faces gonna be red when they see my wallet has no money inside. Now i gotta replace my drivers license and my student id.
fuckers. I'm gonna start carrying a switchblade.

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This man is amazing,his guitar playing is great. It hit's me right in my soul. Of course im talking about Earl Hooker,If there was a more immaculate slide guitarist residing in Chicago during the 1950s and '60s than Earl Hooker, his name has yet to surface.He had a fretboard touch so smooth and clean that every note rang as clear and precise as a ( Read more... )

I was walking home from work, I ended up walking behind this girl for about 10 minutes. It was like 2 am and she just kept making the same turns I was. She kept turning back and looking at me and I swear by the end she looked like she was ready to start running ( Read more... )

How do you eat your pizza? I was always a bare-hands-man until recently when I discovered the joys of eating pizza with a knife and fork. Perhaps it is the modified distribution of toppings when eating with utensils; perhaps the straight edges as opposed to the bite shaped chunks; perhaps it somehow opens a portal to the amazing taste dimension; ( Read more... )

Why is 'cocksucker' an insult? I don't get that. I have heard cocksucker used as a derogatory term against females. To me, it seems like a female who enjoys performing oral sex is a good thing.

Discuss.

P.S. I'm watching Mean Girls...and I just realized I will never have sex with a girl as hot as lindsay lohan...=( =( =( =( =(


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Salomi, rock, Donkey Lips, and Mullets! Bobby Budnick is an American hero. When the towers were falling Budnick was there helping the children out of day care. When Tomothy McVeigh was blowing up buildings in some town no one cares about, Budnick was there to turn him in. When the unibomber was being apprehended, Budnick was there to call him a fag ( Read more... )

I was watching Cops last night, because there is absolutely nothing else on. Anyways, it was one of those prostitution sting shows, where they have a cop go around and try to pick up chicks and clean up the streets ( Read more... )

Today I called my friend a dicksucking faggot as a joke. He didn't care as we do it all the time. Some random girl heard me and started bitching about how it was bad to say faggot because it was offensive to her even though she wasn't a homosexual man. She asked me if I would care if someone said nigger outloud and I replied "no because I'm not ( Read more... )