i just checked the IRS.gov website and it says that my refund is supposed to go direct deposit into my account today. according to bank of america, my account is still negative $16.xx.
i figured it would be deposited at midnight. i guess not. wonder what time i'll have it. i'm ready to blow it on liquor, lottery tickets, and porn.

kewl! chris noth is coming back to law and order. he's joining the cast of LAOCI. ooo, chris noth and vincent d'onofrio...hot!

"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked,
tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both
of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and
do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal."

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man, am i in no mood to be entertaining today. however, for no reason other than my own amusement, i think i'll make myself a list of words that make me laugh.
snack especially preceeded by the word fruit
confiscate
cajole
Dick Butkis

sorry, maybe i'll be have sane thoughts tomorrow. feel free to add to the list...

oh, yeah flowbee

i really have nothing interesting to post right now, cuz i'm in a rush. i just don't want any of you to think i died recently ( Read more... )

so i'm e-mailing back and forth with a former co-worker, bitchin' about how i'm so sick of guys and all their b.s. i tell him i'd just like to find someone to go out with occasionally, screw around with from time to time and not have all the lies, deceit and shitty attitudes and what not. i've realized this former co-worker would be perfect for ( Read more... )

Your Boobies' Names Are: Milk Shakes

Get your own Boobie Names

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