MLCWAP (My Love Comes With A Pack)
“Well… My story is kind of different.” Changmin says.
“Oh…” Yoogeun says. “Do you love men too, ahjusshi?”
Changmin blushes as he tries to hide it with a laugh.
“Oooh… Ahjusshi does love men too.” Chanhee teases.
Changmin pretends to cough as he tries to act normal. “This is the story about ahjusshi’s life.”
“Ahjusshi was a teenager too.” Changmin begins. “I was very smart in school.”
Jaejoong and Junsu roll their eyes at their best friend bragging about himself.
“One night, I went to a party.” Changmin explains only the important part. “It was for my award winning for being the best student.”
“What happened at the party?” Yoochun asks.
“I was drinking my soda. However, I didn’t expect anyone to drug me.” Changmin explains.
“Drugs…?” The children ask.
“It is a very, very, very, very, bad medicine.” Jaejoong tries to explain.
“Eww… I hate medicine.” The children make a disgusted expression.
Jaejoong giggles.
“What happen after ahjusshi drank the nasty medicine?” Yoogeun asks.
“I feel dizzy and hot.” Changmin says.
“I thought that the nasty medicine is supposed to help you feel better not to make you sick.” Chanhee says as he is confused to what medicine did Changmin took.
“This is a different kind of medicine, Chanhee.” Jaejoong says. “That is why it is very, very, very bad.”
“Oh… It is an expired one?” Chanhee asks.
“Uh…” Jaejoong thinks about it for a while before giving the young boy an answer. “Sure…” He shrugs his shoulders. ‘I guess it doesn’t harm anyone if I tell him a little lie.’
Yoochun just rolls his eyes at the respond. ‘These kids want to know too much about the adult’s life.’
‘What the fuck are they teaching these kids? First, they teach the children about same sex relationship. And now, they are teaching them about drugs! What’s next? Sex…?’ Yunho thought to himself in anger.
“I don’t remember what really happen next after that.” Changmin says. “When I woke up in the morning, I realized that I was not home and someone was in the bed with me.”
“Is it a girl, ahjusshi?” Moonbin asks.
Changmin nods his head.
“Ahjusshi made a baby!” Moonbin shouts.
Changmin just looks at his father as he blames it on him for telling his son that whenever a guy sleeps with a girl on one bed, they are making a baby.
Yunho just smirks as he is enjoying the scene. ‘My son is so smart! Now what should I teach him next?’
Changmin just heaves a sigh. “Yeah, that night, ahjusshi made a baby.”
“Do you know who the girl that you slept with?” Kyuhyun asks.
“Yeah, she is one of the top students also. Apparently, she had a crush on me.” Changmin replies.
“Does she know that you weren’t interested in her?” Yoochun asks.
“Yeah, she does.” Jaejoong replies. “However, she is so stubborn to realize that Min will never look at her in that way.”
“That’s why she took the opportunity to drug him that night.” Junsu continues.
“Whoa… She went that low just for him.” Kyuhyun whistles.
“Anyways, like couple weeks later, she came to my house and told me that she’s pregnant.” Changmin continues. “That’s when I asked her what she wants me to do because I am gay. I cannot marry her when I don’t love her.”
“She threatened me that she will kill the baby.” Changmin continues after pausing for a minute. “I am against abortion. Therefore, I told her that I would do anything but for her to keep the baby.”
“So, he ended up marrying her without love. He married her for the sake of the baby.” Junsu continues.
“After the baby was born, their marriage has gone worse than it has.” Jaejoong explains. “The girl realizes that whatever she does, Changmin wouldn’t love her back. Therefore, one night, she threatened him again.”
“She has gone insane that night.” Changmin says. “I couldn’t stand her insanity anymore. Therefore, I filed a divorce.”
“She didn’t want to sign the paper.” Jaejoong adds in. “She was still holding onto him. That is where I step in.”
“My cousin pretended to be his lover.” Junsu giggles as he remembered the scene very well. “He acted as Min’s lover for about a month and a half.”
Jaejoong laughs at the crazy things he did for his best friend. “We pretended that we sleep with each other while she is in the same house with us.”
Changmin laughs. “We made a lot of noises at night, banging on walls and moaning.”
“Yeah, not to mention, we tore each other clothes off just to add more realistic into the scenery.” Jaejoong added.
“But that did not stop her from setting me free.” Changmin sighs.
“Then what made her stop loving you and set you free?” Kyuhyun asks.
“One night, I told Changmin that we have to do this act for real. We cannot pretend anymore.” Jaejoong says.
“So you slept with your best friend?” Yunho asks with crossed arms.
Jaejoong nods his head. “That night, I almost lost my virginity if it weren’t for her to interrupt us.”
“WHAT!” YYK shout as they are really into the story. “NO WAY!”
Junsu laughs. “Well, you got to believe it.” He continues. “I came by that day with Seongwoong. I came to pick up Jaejoong. I didn’t expect their little act would take longer than I thought.”
“Anyways, she walks into the room, when Changmin was about to enter me.” Jaejoong continues the story forgetting that children are there with him.
“That is when everything explodes.” Junsu smirks. “Just seeing them in that act made her insane. She bitched at Jaejoong for taking her man away from her.”
“She kicked me out the house and banned me from seeing Changmin.” Jaejoong laughs as he remembers the crazy moments in his life. “Like that would stop me seeing my best friend.”
“What made her totally gone nuts was the fact that Jaejoong snaped back saying that Changmin belongs to him and not her.” Junsu laughs even harder as the scene from that crazy night played in his mind. “He was like bitch, you have no position in talking to MY husband! I just come to show you that he LOVES me more than you.”
“She didn’t believe a single word I said.” Jaejoong explains between laughs. “So I used Seongwoong into this act.”
“He told her that Seongwoong is my son.” Changmin laughs. “It was a good thing that Seongwoong was a small baby. He wouldn’t know what is going on.”
“I thought that you said that boys cannot be pregnant.” Moonbin interrupts them, trying to understand what the adults are telling them.
“Yes, boys cannot be pregnant.” Changmin says. “But there is something we call transsexual.”
“Transsexual…?” The three children look at them confusedly. “What is that?”
“It is when a guy changes his appearance to become a girl.” Changmin explains. “And it is the same thing as for girls. The girls change her appearance to become a guy.”
“Oh…”
“Is that how guys can get pregnant?” Chanhee asks.
Changmin nods his head.
“Oh… So does that mean Jaejoong ahjusshi can get pregnant?” Moonbin asks in curiosity.
Jaejoong choked on his saliva when he heard what Moonbin asked. “WHAT!”
Changmin and Junsu laugh at their oldest member’s reaction.
“What made you ask that, Binnie?” Jaejoong glares at his two members.
“Well, because ahjusshi looks like a girl.” Moonbin says.
With that said, it made all of the adults excluding Jaejoong, who just pouted, laughs.
“Good one, Moonbin.” Changmin laughs as he tries to hold onto his stomach.
“Yeah, that is the best one ever!” Junsu laughs along with his best friend.
Jaejoong sulks even more as they keep on laughing.
Moonbin just looks at the adults like he did something good.
“Anyways, no, Moonbin… I cannot get pregnant no matter how much I look like a girl.” Jaejoong said.
Moonbin frowns. “Oh…” Then he asks Junsu. “What about Junsu ahjusshi?”
This time Junsu choked on his saliva and Jaejoong laughs.
“N-no… Ahjusshi cannot be pregnant too.” Junsu shakes his head.
“Then who can?” Moonbin asks. “Changmin ahjusshi, Uncle Chun, Uncle Kyu, or appa…?”
“Binnie honey, why do you want to know?” Jaejoong asks the little boy.
“Because I want a sister!” Moonbin smiles at him.
Jaejoong nods his head and whispers something to him.
Immediately, Moonbin nods his head and gives his father a big smile. “Okay!” He shouts after Jaejoong is done whispering to him.
Yunho just looks at them suspiciously. ‘What is he whispering to my son about?’
“Okay.” Changmin pretends to cough. “So, after telling her that Seongwoong my son, she slapped Jaejoong on the face.” He continues to tell the story.
“That was one painful slap.” Jaejoong remarked. “I just regret on not replying the same action to her for what she did to me.”
Junsu rolls her eyes. “So, the act between Jaejoong and Changmin continues since their plan leads them to that.”
“It lasted about a year.” Changmin says. “When Donghun was born, I started going out of the house and did not bother taking care of the child.”
“He would spend hours and hours with us not caring about the baby.” Jaejoong says.
“We did not mind because we knew that Changmin did not want to be with her in the beginning. She brought it to herself.” Junsu sighs.
“Until one day, she decided to give up everything that she has for Changmin.” Jaejoong says. “She and Changmin had an argument. The argument made Changmin to take care of the baby on his own.”
Changmin sighs. “The argument was about my so call relationship with Jaejoong. I don’t remember the exact details but I remember saying that I rather take care of the baby with him than her.” Changmin pauses for a while. “I think she was tired of us fighting day and night. Therefore, she says that she will sign the divorce paper and set me free. However, she didn’t just leave me to be by myself, she left the baby onto my care. She says that she is not giving up on the baby, so she will come to visit once in a while to see how the baby is doing.”
“It has been seven… eight years since then. Recently, she got married.” He continues. “She has finally moved on. However, she is asking to take custody of Donghun.”
“Oh, so that’s what all those crying were about.” Yoochun says.
“Yeah, my nephew and Donghun grew up together. They are like superglue where we cannot separate the two apart.” Jaejoong replies. “So it hurts him when he hears that Donghun might be leaving him.”
The others nod their head as they understand the situation.