“Junsu ahjusshi… Tell us your story now!” Chanhee demands.
Junsu sighs and says, “I don’t know where to begin.”
“OF COURSE, YOU ARE GOING TO TELL US EVERYTHING!” Chanhee shouts.
Jaejoong laughs and says, “Everything, eh?”
Chanhee nods his head. “Yeah, everything...” Not noticing the evil smirk that Jaejoong had on.
“Jae…” Junsu growls at his cousin. “You are not going to manipulate these children with their father here, are you?”
“Of course not, who do you think I am?” Jaejoong assures his cousin.
“Yeah, for some reason, my instinct is telling me not to believe you.” Junsu said.
“Then tell them your story or I’ll be the honor to tell them EVERYTHING.” Jaejoong smirks.
“Alright, alright… I’ll tell them.” Junsu surrenders before his cousin tells these children something he feared. “The story of my life… is that… I was once straight.”
“That means ahjusshi used to love women, right?” Moonbin
Junsu nods his head and continues, “Yeah, her name is Su-Jin Wong. Yes, she is Chinese.”
“She was an international student that transferred to JJ High.” Jaejoong adds in.
“She is also popular too. She has the brains and the looks.” Changmin continues.
“And how would a man like you would know this?” Kyuhyun looks at the man, oddly. “Aren’t you gay?”
“Yes, I’m one-hundred percent gay. However, that does that mean I cannot compliment women too.” Changmin remarked.
“True. No one says that a gay man cannot compliment women.” Jaejoong nods his head in agreement.
“ANYWAYS, like I was saying, Su-Jin has everything.” Junsu continues, ignoring his fellow members. “She is everything a guy would want. Of course, she is also my crush.”
“She WAS your crush, Su Su.” Jaejoong corrects him. “She isn’t your crush anymore.”
Junsu rolls his eyes. “Thank you for stating the obvious.”
“You’re welcome.” Jaejoong smiles at his cousin.
“Anyways, Su-Jin made a bet.” Changmin continues for his best friend. “The bet was to make the first man she sees to fall in love with her.”
“When we heard that, we thought that this is our Su’s chance to make the girl his.” Jaejoong says. “We didn’t expect that there was more to the bet until we made a mistake to involve our Junsu with her little games.”
“What happened?” Yunho asks.
“She played me like a fool.” Junsu sighs as he remembers his terrible past. “She played with my heart. She never felt the same way as I did. It was all a game to begin with. It was nothing but a game to her.”
“Is this why ahjusshi hates women?” Yoogeun asks.
Junsu nods his head.
“Based on one girl?” Yoochun asks.
Junsu shook his head. “I have dated before. However, none of them was serious as I was with Su-Jin.”
“Su-Jin hurt him very deeply.” Jaejoong says.
“When did you found out that you have been deceived?” Yunho asks.
“I found out after our three months anniversary.” Junsu answered.
“WHOA! You guys were dating each other for three months!” Yoochun was shock at how naïve the guy was.
“Yeah, I couldn’t sense anything wrong with her while dating her.” Junsu said.
“We didn’t know what the bet was really about until we overheard her and her crews one day.” Jaejoong continues. “The whole bet was that Su-Jin will make the first guy who she sees first to fall in love with her. Then she is to sleep with him.”
“She’s a slut!” Yoochun interrupts him with his conclusion.
“Anyways, she is to sleep with Junsu and then break his heart.” Changmin continues the story. “So everything went perfectly until one day…”
“I lost my virginity to her on our one month anniversary. After sleeping with her once, she would always want us to do it.” Junsu explained. “I always thought it is weird for us to do it all the time. However, I let that thought slip, thinking that it can be just how she expresses her feelings to me.”
“You did use protection, correct?” Yoochun asks.
“The first couple times, yes. Then after those times, I didn’t. It was her decision to not use it. I was young and just wanted to satisfy her. Therefore, I just shrugged off the doubts within me and did it without protection.”
“Anyways, so as days pass, nothing strange happens. Their routine keeps going as it is. They do it basically every single night that they meet up.” Jaejoong explains. “I was with my boyfriend at that time. Changmin was just by himself, eating.”
“We had a small gathering, I believe that time was around our two months of dating. Anyways, it was at Jaejoong’s place. Seongwoong and Donghun were at my mom’s place.” Junsu continues. “It was another night, where she seduced me once again.”
“He was getting tipsy from just drinking “soda”.” Changmin explains.
“Tipsy?” Moonbin asks. “What’s tipsy?”
“It is like when you feel like you want to throw up.”
“How can soda make you want to throw up?” Chanhee asks. “I love drinking soda. Soda cannot make me throw up.”
“Uh… This is a different soda that I am talking about. This soda is only for grown-ups.” Changmin explains.
“But ahjusshi was not a grown-up yet. So why did he drank grown-up’s soda?” Yoogeun asks.
“Oh, is that why ahjusshi felt tipsy because he drank grown-up’s soda when he was not supposed too?” Chanhee asks.
“Uh… Yeah… Sure… I guess.” Changmin nods his head. ‘Well, it is kind of true. If you do not have high tolerance in alcohol, you do get tipsy or even drunk. So, I guess they are right about that.’
“Anyways, that night, I do not believe how long they were at it.” Jaejoong spoke. “However, all I knew was that I need a place to get away after the small gathering was over. Therefore, I went to my boyfriend’s place.”
“It was the WHOLE NIGHT!” Changmin complained.
“How’d you know?” Kyuhyun asks, looking at the man weirdly.
“I was still in the house. I was too drunk and full to move.” Changmin glared at Jaejoong. “And this so call friend of mine LEFT me in his house with these two exercising the whole night!”
“Didn’t I apologize?” Jaejoong asks. “Gosh, stop putting the grudge on me for that accident.”
“Anways, two weeks later, she came to me, crying.”
“May I add in, she was not acting for the first time?” Jaejoong said.
“Yeah, that day, she was her true self.” Changmin nods his head.
“That’s only because she found out that she was pregnant.” Junsu lowers his head and peck his son’s cheeks.
“Inhwanie was made!” Chanhee cries out.
Inhwan blushes when he heard Chanhee called him by his nickname.
“Did he just call Hwan, Inhwanie?” Jaejoong squeals. “That’s so cute! He has called Hwan by his nickname. Oh my god, look! Hwan is blushing. So cute!” He grabs his camera and captures the moment into his camera. He will add this in his photo album with all the pictures that he captured.
“Inhwanie…?” His two best friends want to barf. “That sounds gross. Ewe…”
“Hey, I didn’t mean to say that. I meant to say Inhwan!” Chanhee tries defending himself.
“Sure… Sure…”
“Anways, yeah, Inhwan was made and born seven months later.” Junsu shorten his respond.
“Wait, you are jumping your story too fast!” Jaejoong complains.
“Yeah, you didn’t tell them the good part yet.” Changmin joins in.
“No way, my story ends here!” Junsu objects. “End of discussion. Inhwan is born. The end…”
“NO!” The three young children complain. “Ahjusshi is not finish telling the story.”
“Yeah, what happen to Inhwanie’s mommy?” Chanhee asks.
“See… There you go again!” Moonbin points his finger at his best friend. “You called Inhwan, Inhwanie again.”
“Who cares?”
With that remark, it made his two best friends quiet.
“Thank you.” Chanhee smiles and turns to his ahjusshi. “Now, answer my question.”
Junsu heaves a sigh. “In heaven...”
“How…?”
“By giving birth to my little angel, Kim Inhwan.”
“You didn’t tell them what happen after you broke up.” Jaejoong says.
“They do not need to know.”
“Yes, they do.”
“No, they don’t.”
“Why?”
“Because I said so.”
“You’re not fair.”
“How so?”
“We told everything to them and you didn’t.”
“Well, that’s your fault.” Junsu rolls his eyes. “It is not my problem.”
“Yes, it is because you were one who said everything.”
“So?”
“I’m going to do the same. Rather you like it or not.”
“Then why are you telling me this?”
“Right…” Jaejoong cheekily laughs. “Anyways, what I’m going to share to you guys is when they broke up for about a month or so.”
“Oh, I wanna tell them too. I love this part of the story.” Changmin excitedly complied. “After finding out that she is pregnant with Junsu’s baby, she told him everything about the bet.”
“Of course, she did break up with him. However, that was before she had known about the existence of the baby in her tiny body.” Jaejoong says.
“Junsu was so heartbroken that he was being played all these three months.” Changmin continues. “She had her fun with him. Then she ends it with hurtful words.”
“She told him about the bet and how everything was just a game like what he mentioned earlier.” Jaejoong says. “However, when she realized that there is a baby coming to the world that was created by two people…”
“Who sleep with each other in one bed?” Moonbin cries, happily.
“Yeah…” Jaejoong shakes his head. “Anyways, as you all know well enough now, thanks to your father.” Jaejoong looks at Yunho.
Yunho just gives him a smirk.
“Su-jin came crawling back to Junsu after realizing about her pregnancy.” Changmin smirks.
“But my cousin was smart.” Jaejoong smirks even wider. “He rejects her immediately. He calls her bad names and talk bad to her too.”
“He was like how do you know if this baby is mine. How would I know if you haven’t sleep with anyone beside me?” Changmin continues. “Oh, of course, his words are much horrible than I what I said. I just say it in a nice way because as you can see we are not alone.” He looks at the three young children with a smile.
The three young children just look at him with a confused expression but smile back to him anyways.
“She wouldn’t give up.” Jaejoong said. “So, we told her to fuck off.”
“JAEJOONG…!” Junsu glares at his cousin.
“Ops… I meant we told her to get out.” Jaejoong cheekily smiles.
Moonbin shakes his head. “Ahjusshi said a bad word. Bullyang ahjusshi.” (T/N: Bad Uncle. A/N: When I use google translater it says bullyang for bad. I am not sure if it is correct. However, I know nappeun means bad. My question is… is it correct to use nappeun ahjusshi or is bullyang ahjusshi correct?)
“Yeah, bullyang ahjusshi!” Junsu giggles. “This ahjusshi is bad, isn’t he?”
“Nae.”
Jaejoong pouts as he crosses his arms across his chest.
“Anyways, where were we?” Changmin asks. “Ah! So yeah, Su-Jin even begged for Junsu’s forgiveness.”
“Does Junsu ahjusshi still love her?”
“Ani.” Junsu replied. “But that doesn’t mean I will forgive her.”
“He hates her so much that whatever she does, he will just laugh it off.” Jaejoong explains.
“Until one day, she stops coming to beg.” Changmin goes on to explain. “We had a phone call from the hospital.”
“The baby is on its way!” Yoogeun shouts, happily.
“Yup, baby Inhwan came to the world on November 6.”
“And the end!” Junsu concluded.
“No, we are not done yet.”
“Yes, we are.”
“No, we aren’t.”
“I said we are.”
“But I said we aren’t.”
“I think they know enough about me already.”
“No, they haven’t.”
“What else do they need to know?”
“How’d you turn gay, duh?”
“No, they don’t.”
“Yes, they do.”
“I said no.”
“Well, I said yes.”
“I said no, Jae.”
“Well, I said yes, Su.”
“KIM JAEJOONG!”
“KIM JUNSU!”
Junsu growls and says, “You annoying cousin.”
Jaejoong smiles and cheers in his victory. “I win once again.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“Yes, I did.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“Yes, you did.”
“No, you didn’t.”
Changmin just shakes their head and says, “One day, Junsu went to a night club.”
“Oh, you did not go there!” Junsu bounced on his best friend after placing his son aside.
“Yah, why did you do that for? Can’t you see I’m holding my precious?” Changmin tries to protect his son from his best friend’s punches.
“He was drunk as hell.” Jaejoong continues the story that Changmin started.
“Oh, you are not going to tell them anything about that night.” Junsu charges after his cousin.
Being the smart one, Jaejoong places his son on the couch and run for his life.
Junsu chases after him, forgetting that there is someone he needs to take care of too.
“He was so drunk that he doesn’t know that he was in a GAY club.” Changmin begins to laugh as he remembers that night where Junsu turned gay.
“He was hitting on one of them.” Jaejoong laughs as he runs around the house.
“The guy is a super hotty.” Changmin licks his lips when he imagines the man.
“He became Su’s first boyfriend in an instance.” Jaejoong continues as he quickens his pace. He went to hide behind Yunho, who was sitting on a single sofa.
“It was one night with him and the next, they become a couple.” Changmin laughs.
“You should’ve seen his expression when he realized that he slept with a man.” Jaejoong smirks and runs away from his devilish cousin.
“It was priceless.” Changmin says, getting his IPhone 4G out. “I believe I still have that picture storage in my phone.”
“No, you don’t!” Junsu shouts over. “I deleted it.”
“Oh, you do not know that I made copies.” Changmin smirks.
“You did what?” Junsu is shock to hear.
“Yeah, I made copies. There is no way you are going to throw that picture away, my best friend.”
Junsu groans as he gives up. “I surrender.” He raised his hands up in the air. “I do not care what you guys do anymore. Tell them all of my secrets for all I care. Oh, wait… you already did!”
Jaejoong smirks. “All of your secrets, eh?”
“Sure… We love too.” Changmin smirks.
“However, we need to wait until the children are asleep or whenever we’re alone.” Jaejoong pouts.
“Why can’t we know?” The three young children pout.
“Yeah, why can’t Inhwanie know?” Inhwan asks.
“Because it is only for adults to know.” Changmin says. “Children are not allowed.”
“Boo…” The children booed Changmin for banning them from listening to more interesting, complicated stories of the adult’s life.