my god. im so bored. Someone give me a job, immidiatly ( Read more... )

I will have sex with you tonight if you promise you will never die...

...i promise i will never die.

im home now ( Read more... )

i went to a brothel in prague the other night and paid 85 crowns (just over 2 euros) to watch a fat local czechislovakian man undress himself after what smelled like a hard day at work ( Read more... )

ho ho i'm in Berlin ( Read more... )

I leave in 4 days for Europe for what is planned to be a month. I may stay longer. I've tried getting in touch with a few people i want to see before i go but i can't get in touch with half of them. I'm leaving at 6 in the morning on Wednesday ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention my dream! it's so cool because its like a three part thing... So i lived in this huge mansion with Simon Peg (guy from 'Spaced') in this town that kept getting invaded by huge Emporor penguins.The first time it happened everyone just thought it was kinda weird but ( Read more... )

Hello, i haven't been on the computer at all recently and it took me about 20 minutes to look through the last week of updates from a considerabble amount of aquaintances. Anyway, because it's raining i've decided to take this saturday to myself and do all the stuff i meant to do this week. I have a bit of time so i thought i'd update :) yesterday ( Read more... )

Right. Sorry i haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )

So the idea was that because all my freinds smoke, whenever they spark up or whatever i could whip out a bottle of bubbles and blow bubbles. All was going well, it was a healthy habbit, however a bit sticky when i found they had exploded in my bag, KILLING my phone completely. Hmm who saw that coming?...Twat ( Read more... )