there is no hot water in my apartment. i would describe the highest temperature that the water gets to as colder than a witch's tit. yesterday morning i noticed that the water in my shower got cold really quickly but lo, this morning NO HOT WATER. i let the warmest water run into the bath and then boiled three pots of water and poured that in ( Read more... )

Apparently I am in the 2.94% of the richest people in the world.

Given that I make just enough to get by in NYC, this depresses me. I guess that I shouldn't ever complain again about being broke!

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Hola mes amigos!
Yo no habla espanol!

Ames and I are back from here (
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Via ames who called me at work, highly amusing my co-worker...

Britney gave brith to a baby boy this morning named Preston Michael Spears Federline.

She had a c-section because she said that her mom told her natural child birth was the most painful thing that she had ever gone through. Not the sharpest tool in the shed that one!

This is the coolest thing EVER!!!

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I love my dentist. I think that a large part of why I was always so terrified to go was because my childhood dentist was a sadist. I currently have a temporary filling in, while we attempt to find out if I need a root canal but things look like that may need not happen. Just the same, I need to go back in a month to get a permanent filling ( Read more... )

I found one.....

Angelina with Zahara in a Barnes and Noble!!


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