Comments | le_culdesac: So, like, some respectable medical chap's gonna get a facefull of unexpected butt porn.

le_culdesac

So, like, some respectable medical chap's gonna get a facefull of unexpected butt porn.

Jul 01, 2009 19:12

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awkward situations, random junk, star trek

Comments 15

maggiebloome July 1 2009, 13:46:37 UTC

XD MELISSA THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER. "WHY HAVE THEY USED THE WORD COCK SO MANY TIMES!?" WIN WIN WIN.

HERE, HAVE A MACRO.

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maggiebloome July 1 2009, 13:47:11 UTC

err by havea macro I OBVSLY meant have a html error.

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ilingeron July 1 2009, 17:02:30 UTC

OMG, look how gently he's holding it! *dies*

maggiebloome July 1 2009, 17:04:50 UTC

Not to mention how adoringly Kirk is gazing at him.

"Why Spock! I do believe you feel genuine affection for that fuzzy abomination! You DO have a soft, gooey centre-"
"Do not push your luck, captain."

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the_tide_falls July 1 2009, 15:44:30 UTC

Hey, BB, the next guy should be grateful that he even gets to touch a book that's been in your GQMF hands. I know I'd view it as the Holy Grail of unexpected discoveries if the next pysch journal I have to check out from my library contains bonus Trek slash!

le_culdesac July 3 2009, 16:37:37 UTC

ILU BB. <3

Hahaha. The irony of putting Trek porn into a psych journal... Freud would have a MF'ing field day if he ever got onto ONTD_Startrek. <3 Or Star Trek, for that matter. Like, can you say CASTRATION ANXIETY, MR KIRK?

ilingeron July 1 2009, 17:13:49 UTC

...where Spock ends up shooting loads of jizz all over Kirk's glasses...

And that's where my brain stopped, because: HOT GLASSES SEX, WHAT. Please tell me you still remember enough to rewrite it!

le_culdesac July 3 2009, 16:37:54 UTC

I SHALL TRY! Alas, I have so much writer's block lately. :(

charlietinpants July 2 2009, 10:35:35 UTC

oh you have no idea how awesome this really is. xD xD

imagine if you borrow the book again and the porn is still inside, just that it says:
WRITE MORRE PLZZ =DD
that would be fucking awesome i say!

le_culdesac July 3 2009, 16:38:44 UTC

Ahahaha. That'd be so trippy!

In all honesty though, I feel so sorry for the chap though... I'd be pretty traumatised if I were a normal person. Hahaha.

aforestgrew July 3 2009, 01:34:18 UTC

NGL, I really kind of love you for this.

Maybe they're receptive! I can't imagine how awesome it would be if I ever recieved SURPRISE!MAGIC!PORN like that.

le_culdesac July 3 2009, 16:39:49 UTC

<333 MAGIC SURPRISES. COMES WITH RAINBOWS. (Not really. Just boring green pen ink. But still!) I'm hoping for some awkward!karma. I'd be pretty stoked if I found porn like that! I'd scan it and turn it into a macro or something.

(Then again, I'm turning my entire life into a macro lately lol)