Fic: At His Station, Kirk/Spock, PG-13, Humour

[le_culdesac]

“Captain, you are no doubt aware that these glass panels are titanium enriched. Were you trying to breach them and in effect, murder every being aboard the Enterprise, your drinking vessel would have been required to reach a terminal velocity of 329 metres per second-a force that your human arm is incapable of generating."

Comments

[newsiegroylover]

I LOVED THIS!

Thanks for the laugh!

[le_culdesac]

:) Glad you enjoyed it!

[vili_koopa]

Oh God, I had to de-lurk to comment my approval. That was hilarious.

XD McCoy is made of so much win...

[le_culdesac]

Hahaha. Re-reading it, I reckon he came off as too much of a trouble maker. Glad hear you like it!

[ayaneva]

LOL I love Sadist!McCoy and I totally want this dysfunctional family/crew to be canon.

Happy happy joy joy is fun and all but if you think about all that's happened in this universe, it only seems appropriate that the crew be a collection of total whack jobs. XD

They're going to have the most entertaining ship in the entire fleet.

[le_culdesac]

Oh, do not get me started on the whack-job crew. They all have major parent! authority! abandonment! control! issues. It's fun throwing them onto the same vessel and watching what happens. The crack is so irresistible...

[ayaneva]

See, that's the real reason why Kirk was given the Enterprise and they were sent off exploring for an indefinite amount of time.

Starfleet brass took one look at their mission reports and was like:

"OMFG GET THEM FAR AWAY, THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY. Quick! What's our fastest ship so we can make them disappear as quickly as possible? The Enterprise, you say? OK, fine, whatever. Give Kirk the Enterprise, he's acting Captain right now anyway, and get them OUT of here. For how long? WE DON'T CARE HOW LONG, JUST GO. Sulu, Uhura, and Chekov can maybe bring enough sanity to keep those other nutcases at least somewhat in check. Godspeed and good luck!"

[le_culdesac]

IRL ROFL. Ohhhh god you're poking fun at my crack addiction. lol I've always wondered why Starfleet doesn't have admissions exams. I mean, you would think that sending graduates into uncharted depths of space on billion dollar space vessels would require at least some selectivity.

I reckon they all have cabin fever. Crack's just too easy with them.

Also, I don't care what the fuck they say about Spock being a "decorated graduate"-- they know as well as we do that the guy has some DEEP SEATED psychological problems. <3

[le_culdesac]

I can't stop teasing the kid in my stories. *ashamed* He's just too much fun to play with.

[tearful_eye]

He was a doctor, for god's sake, and that meant he was a sadist.

*giggles*
this is wonderful!

[le_culdesac]

It's oh so true. I've got a medical exam in exactly twelve hours set by a bunch of sadists. Projection of personalities, go.