Fic: At His Station, Kirk/Spock, PG-13, Humour

[le_culdesac]

“Captain, you are no doubt aware that these glass panels are titanium enriched. Were you trying to breach them and in effect, murder every being aboard the Enterprise, your drinking vessel would have been required to reach a terminal velocity of 329 metres per second-a force that your human arm is incapable of generating."

Comments

[bakaknight]

Bones sometimes wondered about Scotty’s apparent love for being hurled around. He’d have to explore that some time.

...
I will not ship Scotty/Bones, I will not ship Scotty/Bones, I will not ship Scotty/Bones, I will not ship Scotty/Bones...
This is your fault.

And Eating!Uhura. Ouch, poor thing.

[le_culdesac]

Hahaha. Scotty/Bones... I have no idea why my head came up with that. I'm a serious OTP K/S shipper but this fic sort of brought together a lot of crazy combinations. I think McCoy's coming off as a bit of a sexually frustrated douchebag though... And Uhura's just eating her feelings. Nothing heals a heart like ICECREAM.

[sarahnix]

lmao i loved Bones in this actually!
Poor naive Chekov *pets*

[le_culdesac]

I was trying to give the impression that he was trying to relive the hey day of his youth. I was reading a crack fic with a sub-heading of "What crawled up McCoy's ass and died" and couldn't help spread some of his ex-wife!rage around, hahaha.

[allbutwon]

Hahaha, awesome! This was really great!

[le_culdesac]

<33333 Crack is fun, fun, fun!

[zentiis]

Oh god that was fabulous.
You win at hilarity.

[le_culdesac]

I always LOL at the word "fabulous". Someone had an icon of Sulu and it was captioned with "Sulu can't hear you over the sound of how fabulous he is,"... Go figure, this fandom cracks me up.

Glad you enjoyed!!!

[cellshader]

Oh, dear GOD, this was PHENOMENAL. Ah, such a wonderful fic. I am STILL laughing. Great, great, great work! Thank you for the pick-me-up!!