Orgy for the eyes
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1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag five people!
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5. Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert
In the fast-paced, ever-changing world of my libido, these two remain the golden standard in boinking. And yes, they count as one item on this list, because I couldn't have JUST Jon or JUST Stephen. I need the full set, and I need it now.
4. Mira Furlan
Sure, everyone knows I have a freaky thing for father-figures. But most people aren't aware that I also have a freaky thing for mother-figures! Mira Furlan is a phenomenal talent who doesn't get the credit she deserves in the West. She also radiates this amazing inner strength born of being--I shit you not--a target for assassination during the final days of Yugoslavia. The woman is badass, pure and simple.
3. Timothy Omundson
Oh, Timmy, with your broken nose and intense chest hair and the fact that you once played a leprechaun in a Disney movie. I honestly wish you would stop being so damn sexy so I could get out of this fandom with a bit of my dignity intact.
2. Andrew Divoff
Because, really, c'mon: who wouldn't want to have sex with Mikhail Bakunin?
1. Evanna Lynch
I'm going to the special hell.