I remember going to the doctors a really long time ago for unexplainable chest pains. The nurse is doing whatever and she asks me if I was sexually active. And I said no. So of course, she's like "Do you think you're pregnant?" I was like wtf NO. So then she's like "I'll have you tested." And she takes an xray. But I was like, isn't that harmful to a child anyways? So I was like whatever. THEN she goes "Do you have a stepdad?" I was like uhm.. yeah... "Did he hit you?" "What the hell. No." "Because you can press charges."
Seriously. I hate doctors.
"Oh, you aren't pregnant. That's a relief." Some people are bitches.
thats ok i had a doctors appointment then a follow up appointment like a week later and the 1st week they had me pee in a cup... and i was like whateve. its a cup, ill piss in it. but anyways the next appointment she walks in and goes "we got your test results back" and i was like uhhh from what? and she goes, YOU DON'T HAVE CHLAMYDIA! I just kinda blinked, alot.
i wasn't aware i was in fear of that? especially cause i said "yeah, i haven't had sex...since the last time I was here" word. doc'Z are really smart, really dude.
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The nurse is doing whatever and she asks me if I was sexually active. And I said no. So of course, she's like "Do you think you're pregnant?"
I was like wtf NO.
So then she's like "I'll have you tested."
And she takes an xray. But I was like, isn't that harmful to a child anyways?
So I was like whatever.
THEN she goes "Do you have a stepdad?"
I was like uhm.. yeah... "Did he hit you?"
"What the hell. No."
"Because you can press charges."
Seriously. I hate doctors.
"Oh, you aren't pregnant. That's a relief." Some people are bitches.
I'm with you on the scariest moments boat.
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then a follow up appointment like a week later
and the 1st week they had me pee in a cup...
and i was like whateve. its a cup, ill piss in it.
but anyways the next appointment she walks in
and goes "we got your test results back"
and i was like uhhh from what?
and she goes, YOU DON'T HAVE CHLAMYDIA!
I just kinda blinked, alot.
i wasn't aware i was in fear of that?
especially cause i said "yeah, i haven't had sex...since the last time I was here"
word. doc'Z are really smart, really dude.
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