a most productive way to fill ones time

[le_disordre]

the key to eating a sandwhich, whatever may be inside, is to always always eat the crust FIRST (because it is the worst part) making your sandwhich in a circle and then taking small bites because the center is the best. and hope it doesnt give you a tummyache.
i really really want to get one of those cat translator things because i want to know

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[psychichearts]

yes i want a cat translator too.

but im sad it would say "mama you dont spend enough time with us" :/

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[le_disordre]

awww!!!! i wish mine would say that because then id be like "ok babies! mama is homeeee" and then drop everything and suddenly be a catmama.

hey, did you ever see the lady who tried to make herself look like a cat??

[psychichearts]

skldjflsfd she was on dr phil today1!!!!!$#$#%

im a total cat lady but i like to sleep and be on the computer when im home and they hate it

i pick them up and give them kissez to compensate

they hate it more

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[le_disordre]

THE LADY WHO LOOKS LIKE A CAT WAS ON THERE!??!?!?!?

OH MY GOD! I WANNA SEE WHAT THE FUCK SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW?
i saw a picture of her once and her skin was so so taught and even had cheeckbones. ughhhh.

[connaissent]

I hate the top part of bread crust. You know, the darker brown part? I always rip that off and throw it away. I like the soft part of the crust that is all crunched up on itself on the sides. YUM.

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[le_disordre]

god i know. my grandma used to call it the babushka? whatever that means? it sounds like buttsquish. i give it to the birds :(

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[connaissent]

Ha ha. Like a peasant hat. I guess I can kinda see it. Yeah, I give it to the turtle. hee hee.

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[le_disordre]

wait!! i know what a babushka is....she called it something else. i am calling my mom right now and asking her!!! she should know this!! bah! she didnt answer that phone.

i WILL Find this out., dont worry! i am on the case

ps what is said turtle's name?