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[le_etoile_noire]

Ted! I'm making myself a cake for tomorrow. We'll celebrate, have a little party. Perhaps pretend that I'm turning 30 rather than 19. You wouldn't believe all the candy in the house right now, it's horrible.

I shall gain ten pounds. But only as a sacrifice to Nymphadora. She'll do much better without it and in her best interests, I'll eat it for

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[ted_vicious]

Oh, I believe it. I'm been nicking some and taking it to work, sorry. But I think the weight gain issue won't be a problem, as Dora'll be chasing you about the house in an attempt to get the sweets from you.

[le_etoile_noire]

Oh, nick all you want, I don't mind a bit. Give it all away. Except for the Mars Bars and those crunchy ones with the dark chocolate. Oh, and those blue lollies. Thanks love, appreciate it.

I'll threaten her that her teeth will fall out.