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My mousepad is the suck times a million and hardly works.
..but it's allright cause i'm going to Molly's house. woohoo.
Since last night i'm re-obsessed with these david letterman books
10. SUper Glue an automativ weapon to cub and watch passerby try to pick it up
9. Put fake vomit on sidewalk right next to real vomit
8. Suicide hotline puts you on hold while playing Can Halen's "Jump"
7. Hold Wisconsin couple at gunpoint; demand their money and jewelry--then give them back their jewelry
6. Adding a tail to chalk body outlines
5. Screaming, "The stock market is down!" then tossing life-sized dummy off roof of building
4. Instead of Miranda warning, cops say "You have the right to commit crimes"
3. Putting a "kick me" sicn on guy's back before you throw him in East River
2. Cab drivers speak perfect English
1. Crack dens replace regular crack that is usually smoked there with Folgers Crystals
I'm going to post these things all the time now. really. Look forward to it.
..but it's allright cause i'm going to Molly's house. woohoo.
Since last night i'm re-obsessed with these david letterman books
10. SUper Glue an automativ weapon to cub and watch passerby try to pick it up
9. Put fake vomit on sidewalk right next to real vomit
8. Suicide hotline puts you on hold while playing Can Halen's "Jump"
7. Hold Wisconsin couple at gunpoint; demand their money and jewelry--then give them back their jewelry
6. Adding a tail to chalk body outlines
5. Screaming, "The stock market is down!" then tossing life-sized dummy off roof of building
4. Instead of Miranda warning, cops say "You have the right to commit crimes"
3. Putting a "kick me" sicn on guy's back before you throw him in East River
2. Cab drivers speak perfect English
1. Crack dens replace regular crack that is usually smoked there with Folgers Crystals
I'm going to post these things all the time now. really. Look forward to it.