I think I've injured my groin.

Need someone to kiss it better.

Pretty.

Style something like a cross between Dali and centuries old illustrations.

This particular Cyanide and Happiness strip pisses me off by just how accurate it is...

( Click it! CLIIICK IIIIT!!! )

Penn Jillette was pretty hot at the start of his career. Now he has a lot of attitude and showbiz savvy... but no neck.

Teller? He has looked pretty much the same for the duration of their thirty plus years working together.

I think he's an elf.

bite my Chinese medal pass
by mind sharing medal at
five by showing the mental gas
bite my showing mental pass
by my shining mental gas
bite my shining maple pass
this program is a piece of sheet

jeski and I require hired goons to help us move, starting this Sunday.

(NB. By "hired" we mean "invited to the housewarming".)Yes. That's right. We're moving. More frightening than that, we're moving in together. The assistance of a few able bodied people could make this a much less sanity-draining experience for everyone ( Read more... )

("No, that was a statement.")

When applying for tennancy, what kind of references actually aid the process?

Hmm... now that I think upon it, drbob might qualify as one of them.

Also, do caged animals count as pets, or as furniture?