too drunk to fu.....nction

[le_savant_fou]

I didn't do it. I should have done it.

I walked up to the counter. I waited in line. Then I turned around and walked away.

It was still in my hands. I didn't take it back. Now I'm stuck with it.

I think I wanted to be.

Comments

[theshaggy]

Is it something that you could use, something that you will ultimately think "Dude I'm glad that I didn't give this to that person like I planned, because it works best IN MY POSSESSION?"

Because that type of thing is awesome.

[le_savant_fou]

i wish!