i feel relieved to know that there are normal guys out there after all.

i'm just to psycho to date any of them.lol

things are excruciatingly weird right now.

i need to move far far away.
....in a hole.

....with snakes.

....and killer dwarfs.

i haven't had a crush in a boy in like 6 million.

i WILL marry you young man.
mark my words.

double wow

wow

and noone has any idea how great it feels:}

i can't wait to see noland and dan.

hopefully lunch with sir taylor larson this sunday.

i love being able to drive again.

i love shea...with a passion.

hanging out with barb at her house, reminds me of school.

i need a monster back massage.

life is spectacular.

chip, i'm sorry i've been so a mean, i'm just really upset and i can't talk to you on the phone cuz your a jerk, so....
i'm sorry.

wow...just when i thought you couldn't surprise me anymore....you come through.

your really gay.
GROW UP!

and hmmm, the whole booty call thing?...nahh, not gonna happen. sorry.perv.

i don't mean to blow up like that.
that was obnoxious.
it was the only way to reduce the pissedness with out punching you in the face.