Ganked from
broadwaystar12 because I'm a thief like that. Let's find out what nationality I am!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (I looked this up. Umbrella? Srsly? Well, the more you know!)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (wtf is X Factor)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. ('SPECIALLY WITH SAUCE)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Looked this up too. Basically they're British wiggers?)
[x] Its football...not soccer. (No. It's SOCCER. 8|)
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (Barbecue, right?)
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[x] You're a bit of a bogan. (Low-class? Uncultured? Hell yeah.)
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (WAY under.)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is (I do now. It's pretty!)
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (*noming on lasagna*)
[x] You talk with your hands. (*crude hand gestures*)
Total: 5
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (No me gusta espinaca)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (The goddess of pruning bushes? j/k)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (not anymore)
[x] You know what platanos are. (That banana-like thing?)
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Do fictional characters count?)
[x] You get cold easily. (*snuggling blanket*)
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (HELL NO. ALCOHOL=scary.)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (Great grandma.)
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel. (Four years of church choir >.<)
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (Not well.)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (wat)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2 (*is tiny*)
Total: 4
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey. (Was my favorite of the gym units. I just can't do the ice part.)
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is. (Just looked it up. Looks delicious.)
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (I AM one. D:)
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. (I am. I just sometimes choose not to be.)
[ ] You hate abortion. (I'm not all LET'S KILL BABIES YAY but I think it's a vital right.)
[ ] But love the death penalty. (Death's too good for some of these guys.)
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-mart. (Eww no people throw donuts at me in their parking lot. LONG story.)
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. (In other news, water is wet.)
Total: 1
IRELAND WINS!!!