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[notdownyet]

Would anyone be interested in accompanying me to the dance? My dancing is limited but I can make do with what I have. Plus, I'm good company.

Besides, look at this face. This is a face of rugged good looks. Do you dare say no to this face? (And if you do dare to say no, could you let me down easy?)

Comments

[couldbeinvenice]

So your selling point right now is to be a movable trophy date? That is tempting.

[notdownyet]

I think it's unfair that only women can be trophy dates, I want to tell the goodlooking men out there that it's okay to be mancandy. We should work with what our mamas gave us and be proud of having nothing more than a pretty face and a nice personity.

I'll be a revolutionary, just you wait and see.

[couldbeinvenice]

That's a pretty noble goal there, wheels.

[notdownyet]

I'm a hero for all the pretty boys out there.

[endlesscrimes]

This makes you look cheap.

[notdownyet]

Is that a problem?

[endlesscrimes]

It's poor advertising.

[notdownyet]

So you think I don't look cheap?

[myadvantages]

You're pimping yourself out? I thought ugly girls were the only ones that desperate.

[notdownyet]

Before my accident when I was asked what I look for in a girl I'd say "Can she walk and talk? And she doesn't need to talk."

I'm 0 for 0 on my own list of dealbreakers. I'm not getting a date unless I sell myself.

[myadvantages]

Mm, I see your point.

[notdownyet]

So what's your verdict?