Life as a porn star is pretty encuntening

lololololol I haven't posted here since fucking Alaska

Oh man it's funny how much more of a cunt I used to be]

I like myself more, people like me more, and also I am in a rockin band

Yup

Ryan McGinnis, I'm in love with you. You told me about that Pavement contest and now I have a reason to live.

The Girl called me at 5 this morning and hella woke me up after only 3 hours of sleep and was like "Hey uh you wanna come over and hang out, I am drunk and there's people passed out here and I would like some company" and so I was like "Uh sure that sounds like good times" so I went over and hung out. The 4 of us crammed ourselves into her bed ( Read more... )

Okay cool I guess I'ma update this shit now ( Read more... )

Oh hey I live in Livermore now

Sup I haven't updated in a few months, uhhhh I guess I could update later

DEAR GUYS


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Right, well. A while ago, I was going a little crazy. See, I'm dating this girl named Becca. Old, old friend of mine. Known her since my first season in Alaska. And we both had our Others. I had somebody who I've kept in contact with back in Albania, and she had her Coast Guard boyfriend, Bret, who lives in Maryland (he was previously deployed here ( Read more... )

Holy shit I have a lot to talk about to cover everything that's happened since I got to Sitka. It'll have to wait for later, but don't let me forget it. It involves British people, stealing my girl from a friend, him not finding out for a month and a half how it happened, various shenanigans along the way, and Glen's wedding.