nahui.

[leadsthestars]

I suddenly desire companionship, but first must insist that I am a strong and independent woman who needs no one.

And now I am sad. I realize the company I keep in my life is not enough. I need more.

And chocolate. I need chocolate.

Comments

[painhumbles]

Congratulations. You're a real woman now.

[leadsthestars]

What does that mean? I was real woman before, and if you doubt it I will make you see.

[painhumbles]

[YOU'D THINK HE'D LEARN NOT TO PISS OFF GODDESSES, but noooo.]

Fine. You're acting like a human woman, although I guess that's not any less insulting, huh?

[AND GABRIEL GOES FOR THE DIVERSION.]

How do you feel about ice cream right now?

[leadsthestars]

Does that mean a goddess is not a real woman?

You are the reason that I am alone! You are a man who is confusing and does not know what he means.

What is ice cream?

[sonotahunter]

Fortunately the latter is easy enough to find, though you might have some difficulty with the former.

[leadsthestars]

I know. It is upsetting.

I am a strong woman. All is well. I do not need anyone.

Private

[victimofnoone]

That's probably the flood. Whatever you do, don't have sex or get married in the next few days.

Private

[leadsthestars]

I enjoy sex but will not marry.

Not unless he is one worth marrying. But I will never find him. The flood has made me see this.

Private - Hayley's like "o_o............................."

[victimofnoone]

Uh. Sure thing, champ. Just be careful.

Private - floods. making crazy goddesses crazier

[leadsthestars]

I am always careful. I guard my heart. [Literally.]

clapet's not affected. he's just a sleazeball.

[453gof_flesh]

I haven't seen chocolate in such a long time.

I wish I could deliver that, but I might be able to deliver the first.

our favorite sleazeball....

[leadsthestars]

Many people have offered me chocolate. I will have much soon.

Company? You offer to be my companion?

[453gof_flesh]

Well, that's encouraging.

If you'll have me. You can't let a Goddess like you go without companionship. Especially when eating chocolate. Women eating chocolate on their own is just a little depressing. Like a man downing drink on his own.

[leadsthestars]

I am not sure. I am lonely, but you are a friend. You have been a very good friend to me.

Post-flood, this might embarrass him the most.

[amagicalmystery]

Hello, Coyolxauhqui. [he pronounces it perfectly. with smooth confidence.]

Chocolate is wonderful - almost as wonderful as smooth jazz or tiger sharks. But what good are all those things without someone to share them with? A man to match your divine spark with extremely good looks and a proper sense of the dramatic?

this is probably the best thing ever though. so nuts to him. :D

[leadsthestars]

I would love all those things, but I cannot find a man to suit me. They are all wrong for me. They send me...mixed messages.