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[leafsfan31]

 Bad news, everyone!

Warning: Above post may contain adult language, excessive use of caps, and the destruction of all precious memories associated with Roald Dahl books and/or animated cartoons.

I've lost my shit about movie news before, but this... this just takes the cake.

Also, if you didn't get the reference in the link above, I'm sad for you.

Comments

[c_ladybird]

I actually smiled just imaging how utterly crappy that movie will be. It LOOKS like shit. Literally. I mean, I think it's laughable because it doesn't even pretend to be good - it KNOWS it's shit.

Kinda like Van Helsing... but with even less effort :p

[leafsfan31]

At least Van Helsing was highly mockable... Hugh Jackman with long hair? Exploding Dracula spawn? Kate Beckinsale with a muddled indecipherable Eastern European accent? HIGHlarious.

Agreed that Speed Racer looks like shit. The sad thing is that they clearly put a lot of money into it. Frightening.