New Year Party!

Jan 01, 2006 00:23

Ganked from firetwit



by limitedbythesky

leairan's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 18% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 10:17:15 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 01:25:56 PM
Alco Money! : $ 178

Guests of Honour
jmtorres is a demented Fundementalist Christian who is apparently leasing their soul to the devil. jmtorres decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
littera_abactor is a crestfallen Muslim. littera_abactor drank 8 Poteens, 1 Rum, 1 Sherry, 1 Pernod, 1 Cosmopolitan.
courtingmadness is a bitchy Liberal Christian who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. courtingmadness decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
scoradh is a whimsical Wiccan. scoradh drank 4 Absinthes.
kagami_mirror is a spirited Atheist. kagami_mirror drank 6 Absinthes.
murasaki99 is a lethargic Wiccan and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. murasaki99 drank 6 Coffee Liqueurs, 8 Sherrys, 1 Pulque, 1 Red Wine, 1 Sambucca.
emmagrant01 is a fanciful Taoist. emmagrant01 drank 1 Poteen.
leairan is a spiteful Taoist who pisses on their neighbours lawn simply because they are too evil to use their own bathroom. leairan drank 2 Vodkas, 1 Irish Cream.
thetreacletart is a whimsical Wiccan and a newbie boozer. thetreacletart drank 19 Tequilas.
Sick!

By morning leairan's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled leairan's kitty!
Fights

'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed jmtorres at a hapless looking scoradh. scoradh merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'

kagami_mirror persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at jmtorres which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.
Lovers

OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though kagami_mirror and leairan have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
The Drunkest

The hangover remedies are over by the sympathy cards. Thats kinda handy for you murasaki99, as you look like you can't walk too well!
Random Events

kagami_mirror new livejournal handle is kagami_mirror_is_a_rotten_old_drunk.

the room stood in awe as murasaki99 declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over scoradh's head.

jmtorres declared their undieing love for littera_abactor before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.

Happy New Year!

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