Permissions Meme
Age: Approximately five months old.
Height: About 5'5 standing on her back legs; perhaps about 3' on all fours. Close to waist-height on most people at camp.
Weight: ...look, I'm not even going to try logic here. She's a good weight for a giant cat. Let's say about 110lb, or 50kg.
Medical Info: Rumpleteazer is a giant anthropomorphic kitten. She is very healthy and has received all her shots, because she has a human family. When she feels unwell, she will self-medicate by eating grass.
Physical traits: Human-sized with mostly feline features: tail, cat ears, whiskers, feline body, claws. Most of the time she walks on all four paws (or slinks or bounces as the case may be), but can raise herself onto her back paws to stand and walk for reasonable distances. She prefers remaining on four paws. She is capable of speech and is reasonably intelligent if somewhat obsessive over certain things (fish, milk, shiny objects, getting petted). The main thing of note is her size, her paws and her face. Her paws bear a close resemblance to human hands and feet; she can lift and carry things with her front paws, but will normally prefer to carry things in her mouth. Her face is equally more humanoid than a normal cat's. She is a calico (tortoiseshell) cat with ginger, black and white stripes.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything. Everything. She'll forget it all within hours.
Abilities: She is very, very sneaky. She can leap up to great heights, being feline, and wriggle her way into impossible spaces. Her sense of balance is excellent. She can steal things out from under people's noses and run very fast. She can also mewl pathetically until she is fed, and tends to get under people's feet when she wants to be patted.
Notes for the Psychics: This is Rumpleteazer's brain: Oooh shinies izzat a fish? I want miiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk...oooh, that's real shiny. Shiiiiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyyyyyyy I want pets gimme pets gimme pets NOW NOW NOW NOW PET ME NOW PET mmmmmmmmmm nice 'uman feed me.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Like all the others, ask first (her name in IRC will ping me, or see Fiyero's profile for e-mail). You don't need to ask before accidentally stepping on Rumpleteazer's tail or doing something harmless like squirting her with a water bottle to get her away, though.
Kissing/hugging: Do it. And pet her. She loves it and you will be her new best friend until someone else pets her.
Maim/Murder/Death: I do not want Rumpleteazer to be seriously injured or die under any circumstances. When threatened, she will flee. Please let her go.
Cooking: That is for humans. Fish is best consumed raw. There will be no objection to yummy human foods, though.