who the fuck expected this to happen??

i'm kinda flustered over it, myself. there is much drunken celebrating over on this side of town so i guess it really happened.

who knew? *shrugs and goes on with life*

ADDENDUM: UCLA slings seven years of outrageous misfortune at USC. this guy was an english major in another life.

just saw the movie Borat which was both hilarious and disturbing. see it if you like social and political commentary on current issues. don't see it if you don't like seeing really fat, naked people ( Read more... )

I found $500 and a blank check under a chair in my religions class today. Damn my scruples.

Seriously, damn them. Do you know the things I could buy with $500? Do you know what my cousins can do with a blank, signed check??

Sigh. I better get damn good karma because of this...

( Let's all sing along! )

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you know what's been in my head for the past few days? the french verses from The Beatles song Michelle.

dunno why. it just is.

makes me wish i did better in my french classes last year.

"Come, be a man. Drown thyself! Drown cats and blind puppies." -- Othello (I.III.335-336)

it's hot. like really, really hot. why are we in vegas in the summer? oh yeah, weddings. ick.

but at least there's a pool.

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Brokeback to the Future

i laughed, i cried.