Do it, ya know ya wanna
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
I can list the most common names, though the second two aren’t exactly self-imposed:
1. Christine
2. Mommy
3. Aunt Crissie
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. ajpumpkinhead (aol)
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Killer vocabulary;
2. Genuine all-around niceness;
3. Big-picture thinking.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. French
3. Hungarian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The thought of something bad happening to AJ;
2. Losing control of the events in my life;
3. Heights.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Laughing
2. Hydration
3. Comedy (I guess that might be the same as #1)
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. brand spankin’ new demi-cut bra
2. My watch that will celebrate its EIGHTH birthday this week
3. A hair clip stolen from my sister
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. Me First
2. Jack Off Jill
3. Any number of options...
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers -- JOJ
2. Love You Madly -- Cake
3. Let’s Go - Trick Daddy & Lil Jon (I love the Ozzy sampling; what can I say. It speaks to my inner-gangsta)
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. The Liberator (buying it in February, no kidding)
2. At least 12 new wines
3. Shiatsu
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Humor
2. Sex
3. Autonomy
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I have nearly everything I want.
2. I do not want more children.
3. I will never be satisfied.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Muscle definition
2. Nice facial hair (not of the lumberjack variety)
3. The hipbone divot
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Operate machinery effectively, efficiently, and effortlessly
2. Pass up a sale
3. Anything artistic
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE (theoretical) HOBBIES:
1. Theater
2. Reading for PLEASURE instead of business
3. Wine tasting
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Work out
2. Figure out what the hell is going to happen in this country
3. Get motivated
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Academic VP
2. Higher Ed Consultant
3. Porn Star (I didn’t say I’d DO IT. I’m just keeping my options open. I watched Boogie Nights recently.)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Somewhere remote and away from people
2. Somewhere quiet
3. Somewhere temperate
THREE KID'S NAMES
1. What? Kid’s names I like? Well, let’s see. How about AUSTIN, for one.
2. And if I had a girl, her name would be Xena. Ok, seriously, I really don’t know.
3.
THREE VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS
1. Leave the camera at home (ya just never know when it could lead you to DIVORCE)
2. Always urinate when you have the chance
3. Take a jacket, just in case (your mother was right)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Live in the same state as my friends for a change
2. Rid my family of their financial burdens
3. Have some grandchildren
I can list the most common names, though the second two aren’t exactly self-imposed:
1. Christine
2. Mommy
3. Aunt Crissie
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. ajpumpkinhead (aol)
2.
3.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Killer vocabulary;
2. Genuine all-around niceness;
3. Big-picture thinking.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. French
3. Hungarian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The thought of something bad happening to AJ;
2. Losing control of the events in my life;
3. Heights.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Laughing
2. Hydration
3. Comedy (I guess that might be the same as #1)
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. brand spankin’ new demi-cut bra
2. My watch that will celebrate its EIGHTH birthday this week
3. A hair clip stolen from my sister
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. Me First
2. Jack Off Jill
3. Any number of options...
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers -- JOJ
2. Love You Madly -- Cake
3. Let’s Go - Trick Daddy & Lil Jon (I love the Ozzy sampling; what can I say. It speaks to my inner-gangsta)
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. The Liberator (buying it in February, no kidding)
2. At least 12 new wines
3. Shiatsu
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Humor
2. Sex
3. Autonomy
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I have nearly everything I want.
2. I do not want more children.
3. I will never be satisfied.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Muscle definition
2. Nice facial hair (not of the lumberjack variety)
3. The hipbone divot
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Operate machinery effectively, efficiently, and effortlessly
2. Pass up a sale
3. Anything artistic
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE (theoretical) HOBBIES:
1. Theater
2. Reading for PLEASURE instead of business
3. Wine tasting
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Work out
2. Figure out what the hell is going to happen in this country
3. Get motivated
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Academic VP
2. Higher Ed Consultant
3. Porn Star (I didn’t say I’d DO IT. I’m just keeping my options open. I watched Boogie Nights recently.)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Somewhere remote and away from people
2. Somewhere quiet
3. Somewhere temperate
THREE KID'S NAMES
1. What? Kid’s names I like? Well, let’s see. How about AUSTIN, for one.
2. And if I had a girl, her name would be Xena. Ok, seriously, I really don’t know.
3.
THREE VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS
1. Leave the camera at home (ya just never know when it could lead you to DIVORCE)
2. Always urinate when you have the chance
3. Take a jacket, just in case (your mother was right)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Live in the same state as my friends for a change
2. Rid my family of their financial burdens
3. Have some grandchildren