Pull A String, A Puppet Moveseach man must realize ( Read more... )

I got a 73% tip at work the other day. A family of three left 85 bucks on a 49-dollar bill. The mom said she recognized me from when I waited on her and her husband the week before, and they are very friendly people, but I definitely didn't do anything spectacular for them. They left four 20s and a five, insisted they didn't need any change, and ( Read more... )

Love this.
And this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvd814WG2t4

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I've been trying, slowly but surely, to get rid of some of the clutter in my room, and it appears that I still own an insane number of WTF earrings from my elementary school days, all kept in an "earring book" that I have coveted since I was eight. Behold:


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7 year-old girl and her grandma enter the bathroom. girl goes into handicap stall.girl: ewwwwwww ( Read more... )