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[learn_ebonics]

Well, today i didnt finish all of my Turso homework, and he jizzed on me (bastard)

and apparently berman got "buzzed" and NOT drunk, BUZZED
and he told us he wants to suck a guys dick...or hes afraid he will,
but he said:
"i" (am afraid i) "will" "suck" "a" "guys" "dick"

No0O0oo: except my throat really hurts
No0O0oo: maybe i did suck a dick
AND

Comments

[warezd00dz]

well i wasnt like WASTED but i was at least halfway there.
And what is wrong with calling another man hotcakes?!
And dan you said your prosthetic penis fell off when i said that about jaffe:

No0O0oo: and then theres jaffe WTF HOT
oh snap yooo: wtf berman
oh snap yooo: hahaha
No0O0oo: hahhaahh
No0O0oo: i hope your balls just shrank
oh snap yooo: my penis just fell off
No0O0oo: dan has a prosthetic penis!

[learn_ebonics]

no YOU said my prosthetic penis fell off, i said
"no it fell off once you said it, i dont have a prosthetic penis"
besides you said jaffe is hot, not me

[a_forgottenkiss]

dan you are effing hot.. and i have a detachable penis =)

[warezd00dz]

penis's dont just go and fall off unless ur like a leper, in which case its funny cuz lepers are FUNNY

[a_forgottenkiss]

reading your entry was the best freaking pick-me-up
thanks for brightening my day.

DAMNIT DAN... you should go to HLH practice on friday.

[learn_ebonics]

haha ill see

OMFG MY MOM WANTS TO MAKE ME GET A HAIRCUT TOMORROW SHES SO FUCKING QUEER

[warezd00dz]

hahahah dans gettin a shape up!

[learn_ebonics]

=[

[feculentembrace]

i love how me you and britt laugh in brother's face when he tells us about his little incident. it made my day imagining him having to sleep with a stick coming out of his eye

[learn_ebonics]

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU GET A 2 INCH WODDEN STICK STUCK IN YOUR EYE
i mean i can understand that brother's head is long, and he prolly wont be able to even reach it, but STILL 2 INCHES!!!

[jimmyb187]

dan you horny bastard haha

bermans says the scariest things when hes "drunk"!!

[learn_ebonics]

drunk?
haha you mean "buzzed"

[i1i_nofx_i1i]

hey its brian.

add me nigga

[a_forgottenkiss]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!!??????

[a_forgottenkiss]

=)

[learn_ebonics]

iight SON