reached in my pocket and pulled out extra pants

[learn_how]

As soon as I walked out the door this morning, I knew that something was amiss. It only took a block to realize that my pants were feeling much too large. The belt I wore today was not one of the best as it was losing it's grip and would often be too loose hold my pants up efficiently, but that wasn't the only problem. So I got to constantly

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[onefiredancer]

I cried mournfully and then sighed with wondrous joy at your entry.

[eskwire]

Paul Young did a Joy Division cover?