Culture Shock!

[learning_to_fly]

i come from a home where childish put-downs and teasing and then laughing about it is clearly the hallmark for telling somebody you love them. some call it crazy, others call it emotionally abusive, but it’s what i grew up with, and it’s what i know and love so much now. people like me go out into the world and feel sort of out of place by

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[princessariel]

I <3 you :)

[learning_to_fly]

you do?! katie finally told me she loves me! and she broke the news to me over the internet! how romantic!!!!111one. love you too. i wonder if anyone has said "i love you" to their significant other for the first time over AIM, besides lindsay's little sister?

[actuallyadragon]

Tom you're a nice guy and I'm glad you're my fri.... er.... OH BIG NOOB!!! NOOB'S GOT A SMALL WILLY!!1 OH A TINY JUNIOR DICK IN YOUR PANTALOONS!!!! SNARF THE WIFFLE DICK, NOODLE NECK!!!!!

[learning_to_fly]

small willy? tiny junior dick? wiffle dick? hahaha. i'm sorry, this is tom yax's journal. oooh you must have me confused with ford reinink. i'll accept written or verbal retractions!!!!!!1111111onehundredeleven

farfurnuugen

[sanbernadino]

i'm glad you like cookies and fruit baskets cuz i have a basket on it's way to you, sir fatso. i hope you like chocolate and cheese because that's what's in that basket. i also packed my fart in a can because i know you miss the stench so much. and kudos to colin. you are such a n00b!

Re: farfurnuugen

[learning_to_fly]

in all my years, i must be honest and say that nothing conveys love and affection like a fart from lindsay's squeaker.

[anonymous]

It's amazing how somebody who came from a dysfunctional family turned out as handsome and charming as you did, oh Godly Tom. If such an angel were raised properly, all beauty contests would end and just send cash, flowers, and banners to the glory known as Tom Yax. Thank Buddha that you were raised by the wolves you call parents so that others actually have a chance with the women. "You're kind of cute, but you're no Tom Yax" is a phrase I hear all too often as it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Jealous and Humble in Washington

[learning_to_fly]

wow my fan base has somehow learned to almost perfectly replicate my shameless self-promotion! please continue the good work. i'll see to it that you have plenty of material.

-Management

[actuallyadragon]

I'm sure I could give your fan base plenty more "material" than you could provide. OH SMALL DICK!!1 YOU GOTTA SMALL WINKY!!! I GOT A BIG ONE!!! I'M PACKING THE D!!!! SHE LIKES THE HOT TOMALE!!!

[anonymous]

it is what i grew up with too--quit whining--loser