this made my day so much. i'm sorry but everybody has to see it ( Read more... )

I am left for home a couple days ago. I went with Bins, Lins, and Limbs to TGIFriday's where Rob got a new job as a server, and ruined his professional image in the workplace. He told me this story about his co-worker named Porsha. He asked her what 3 things she would take with her to a desert island and her reply was "dick, dick and dick". ( Read more... )

i ran in a race yesterday and it was a lot of fun. i went with my friend mike, and i saw one of my old friends from crew, and my very excellent preceptor from school. katie even showed up to join my legions of fans that cheered me to victory. i've ran it with rob and craig and dave in the past, and all of them usually obliterate me, but it's a ( Read more... )

i hate having stupid class at 8:00am every day. i fell asleep at like 9:30 yesterday, it was pathetic. but Lindsay and Rob came up yesterday and we had so much fun. especially at this uncle john's cider mill place, on this strange train ride. time to learn a little before i make a buffoon out of myself in an idealized small group setting.

...Isn't it neat?


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first things first. my little brother works at qdoba, so the last 5 days i've had either free or 50% off fajita classica burritos for lunch (and sometimes dinner, too). my already high volume/high frequency flatulence has probably increased 7-fold in both departments ( Read more... )

It was so pretty on my way driving home this evening because there were a million fireflies, and all of their butts were going crazy, especially when I passed the corn fields. This is the first summer I've spent in Lansing in my 4 years here, and I like it so much. But one of them was smushed on the ground next to my car at a stop light, and it's ( Read more... )

i have just returned to east lansing, and i'm really, really sunburned. that's because i ran over to stupid lindsay's house 5 miles away to go swimming in the stupid pool at her stupid apartment complex. but she and big fat cow michelle went over to my house instead because michelle had to be put out to pasture to graze. or they thought we were ( Read more... )

"And here comes Darko, who has become known as the human victory cigar, onto the floor"

I have never laughed so hard during a televised sports event.