[i'd catch a grenade for ya]

[learnthemusic]

Jesus Christ, I should be asleep. But I worked on this story for over four straight hours and I had to proofread it so I could just post it tonight.

So here you go.

Title: That’s What Friends Are S’posed to Do
Rating: R
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Summary: Being sick makes Eduardo a little suicidal. And homicidal. Not that he tries anything. He

Comments

[casey_sms]

“I’m not going to kill you. I’m going to fuck you. It should help you feel warm again.”

D:

I'm not sure whether I should be finding this fic funny or not. It's kind of cracky but that part is also kind of serious. Feels like Mark taking advantage. Not that I really mind if it leads to great sex but yeah some part of me feels like it's slightly creepy/wrong there. Still, Mark has a healing cock on top of being a great programmer lol.

Thanks for writing and sharing <3

[learnthemusic]

Aww, well I meant for it to be more funny than serious, with some seriousness mixed in. Mark was really just trying to help, so he didn't mean to take advantage. I.was hoping his gentleness would show that.

But thanks for reading! :)

[yellowwolf5]

XD I read this earlier today and apparently forgot to leave a comment. #fail

ooh, poor Eduardo, feeling all miserable. Good thing Mark is there to help him (in his own way, lol). Great fic! *adds to memories*

[learnthemusic]

Thanks for coming back to comment! I really appreciate you :)

Thank you!

[yellowwolf5]

ooooh my goooood, I forgot you'd written this story. I was so in love with it the first time I read it (and still am). I don't think we knew each other yet back then. or maybe we did. Did we? idr. XD

[learnthemusic]

Haha! Nope, I don't think so!

[forochel]

oh my god, mark literally has a magical healing cock. alkdljsg how do you write crack that seems so serious in terms of the tone of the prose and then when one thinks about it it's like -- UM WHAT LOLOLOLOL

[learnthemusic]

The healing cock thing will never stop being funny, bahahhahaha. X)

And, to be honest, I think the only way I know how to answer that question is by telling you that I set out to write this story without any crack at all. In fact, it wasn't until after I was finished that it even occurred to me that no one could possibly take this seriously because Eduardo just seemed way too . . . delirious. Alas, I ignored it and posted it, hoping my credibility wouldn't die.

Thanks for the comment!

[tafidadarling]

This is so adorable. I laughed so hard at the Boys II Men line so much. ♥

[learnthemusic]

Thanks! Yaaaay, my mission is now complete! ♥

[tafidadarling]

Wow, grammar fail. That's what I get for leaving comments while I'm shopping. XD

You're welcome dear!

[learnthemusic]

Hahaha, I didn't even notice the grammatical error until just now, so I think you're totally good. ;)

[ezboard_1]

there is something inherently gross about making out with a fluish sweating person that probably has mucus crusted all over their face, but somehow you still made it hot aha.

[learnthemusic]

LOLOL. BUT EDUARDO WAS CLEANNNNN. At least you think I made it hot, and that's all that really matters. :)