TSN crack!meme

[learnthemusic]

So I was talking to Kelly today and it was interesting. We got off on a tangent about Jesse and Andrew donating sperm to Emma so she could be their surrogate mother if they decided to go off and be gay together, right?

And so I got to thinking and figured it would be awesome if there was a crack meme in this fandom. tsn_kinkmeme is obviously still thriving,

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Andrew/Jesse, fake!scandal

[anonymous]

A scandal erupts in the papers about Andrew and Jesse going out. Cue freaked-out!Jesse, embarassed!but-secretly-enjoying-it!Andrew and them talking it out and Andrew being all "Would it really be so bad if the rumours turned out to be true?"

[anonymous]

TSN x CURSED crossover

[RPF] Andrew Garfield/Jesse Eisenberg/James Franco

[anonymous]

I suggested this in the kink meme too, but I think it's a better crack prompt.

James McTrollyTroll Franco was smitten with Jesse ever since he had the chance to stare at him during the Awards Watch Roundtable. He decides to take Jesse out for a drink.

Andrew, being the sneaky little unicorn he is, follows them to the bar and sits down at their booth, like, "EXCUSE ME. JESSE, WHY ARE YOU HERE WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN'S SON? I'M SPIDERMAN."

So James is like, "Jeez, Andrew. Chill for a second. I'll buy you some alcohol." They end up all getting drunk and James convinces them that they should have a threesome in his hotel room.

Cue Andrew being super protective of Jesse, James loving life, and Jesse drunkenly babbling about cats and the novels he hasn't actually written.

Robin Hood AU

[eva_rosen]

OK *cracks knuckles*: Mark is a champion for free *insert your own idea here* against elitist monopolios of *appropiate foil here*. Dustin, Chris and possibly Sean help him with this. Eduardo is the noble dams- I mean gentleman who helps him from the court. But most important: they all wear tights. YES.