NEWS

[leather_latex37]

NEWS FLASH!

- he cheated on me
- i went and saw him
- i forgave him
- we cuddled for 3 hours
- he ignored me
- he broke up with me
- he threatened to kill himself

its been an eventfull couple of days....

shoot me now

Comments

[sourgrl325]

Aww...darlin...boys suck. Im seriously considering switchin' over to the other side. If only I knew if girls would be better. Asexuality anyone?

[leather_latex37]

i wish i was a worm, i could have sex with myself

[sourgrl325]

No you couldn't. Sorry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthworm#Reproduction

[leather_latex37]

it says "generally" ca not fertalize their own eggs, which means in some cases its possible. now shut up

[onlooker101]

I know how you feel except for the breaking up part. I know it's a little over a week since you posted this but I haven't been on LJ since September. Later babe.
Kali