The Life Experience Test
Overall, you have partaken in 120 out of 174 possible life experiences.
Your average life experience score is therefore 69%.

The average score is 50%, making your experiences more than 94% of the people who have taken this test.
The average for your age group (36-55) is 55%.

Broken down by category:
Art: 8/17 (47%)

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Your rainbow is strongly shaded blue and black.

What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate mystery. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines. You may meet people who are afraid of you.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

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It was good seeing you yeaterday. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you,

You live in a zoo,

You look like a monkey,

And you smell like one too!

PU!

Many happy returns,
love,
The Pirate

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Don't wear a butt plug tinto the voting booth.
A stuck up asshole will probably vote for McCain

Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test...
HBPS - The Optimist

Humanity, Background, Big Picture, and Shape


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Your result for The Are you Polyamorous Test...
Flaming Polyamorist

Congratulations! You scored ###% Polyamorous!


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