Good God ( Read more... )

My fucking roof just caved in.

I don't know how ( Read more... )

I just heard the coolest thing ever on the radio yesterday morning...

"Some people are like complementary colors. They're bright, and beautiful. And when you put them next to each other, they brighten each other. They complement each other."

"But when you put them together, they make sort of a dullish brown color."

YEEE HEEEE ( Read more... )

I have had a 56k modem ever since middleschool ( Read more... )

"Ray's guitar broke ( Read more... )

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan... born again with facist cravings ( Read more... )

Had a really messed up nightmare last night ( Read more... )

I am sorry ( Read more... )