et je veux ton revenge

Dec 01, 2009 23:15

:( :( :( Homework blows, man. Random life-ruining pet peeve of mine:

I hate glitter. HATE IT. I HATE IT SO MUCH. IT STICKS TO YOU AND WON'T COME OFF AND IT LOOKS TERRIBLE AND TACKY, AND NOT EVEN IN THE FUN WAY. When I go into Michael's there is glitter on EVERY SURFACE because it spreads like crazy and is impossible to clean up. You get it on your hands and you can't even quite tell if it's there, because that is the nature of glitter. It lurks there, popping in and out of sight. Haunting you. IT IS THE HERPES OF CRAFT MATERIALS. There is not much more nauseating to me than a single particle of glitter stuck right in the middle of someone's face. ALSO, it is worse than ~moist~ -- that disgusting G-L combo. Glimmer. GUHLLLIMMUR. MAKE IT STOP. Now that Christmas is approaching, I am surrounded by glitter because apparently it mimics snow or something?? I HATE EVERYONE.

CONFESSION: this may be the real reason I could never get interested in AI8, /o\

...I know that if I were you (whoever is reading this??) I would not be able to resist the urge to reply in sparkly font. I wouldn't blame you, I know I'm a nutbar! But don't bother. I don't mind sparkly font, because HTML DOESN'T STICK TO YOUR HANDS AND NEVER LET GO. Otherwise I would spend most of my time on LJ having panic attacks, I suppose.

rl

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