the azzberrri tree, sir?

yes son... the azzberri tree.

MY GRANDMOTHA HAD THE BIGGEST AZZBERRI TREE IN TOWN!   EVERY SUNDAY DURING THE SUMMER SHE'D MAKE  THE BEST DAMN NAZZBERRI PIE YA EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE!

old man schickelgruber loved his azzberri tree... he used the sap extract to heal cuts and snake bites.

ok, i get it, you need an azzberri seed to ( Read more... )

partially culled from a recent car conversation with my favorite half-jewish person:

hitler is the go-to guy for grandiose, ridiculously extreme comparisons.  an example:

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"come on man, [person A, B, or X]'s not a complete asshole.  he [insert positive, normal attribute here ( Read more... )

all right, don't think it hasn't occured to me that i haven't posted in depth about current happenings and such in a while, so here's a synopsis for the old-school heads reading this who may by some twist of fate be interested.

ok, so... march 2008.  where the fuck am i, where am i headed, what am i doing?

i'm 24 now, and currently in the middle of ( Read more... )

 well, i didn't end up drinking thursday and that's problably a good thing.  but i think it's abundantly clear i have a case of seasonal affective disorder.

personally, i blame the bassist from mudvayne.

"see, this ain't no college, man.  saint mike's, that was a college.  fordham is a college.  champlain is a college.  even muthafuckin UCONN is a college.  this shit, though?  this shit??   nah, never that, this shit right here is a hgh school.  y'undastandwhati'msayin?...  it's just one big, gigantic-ass high school."

one big, warped, repulsive-ass ( Read more... )

well, i've been listening to a lotta eazy-e and mc ren's solo stuff, and the illustrious hip-hop classic "the chronic". catchin day dreams of smacking random people up. something really stirred in me friday. call it cabin fever, i got called outta work cuz of the snow so i just spent most of the day in bed smoking bogies. i only left to get food ( Read more... )

*punches wall*

you muthafuckas, man! i swear, you guys are either on my level or life is hilariously coincidental, proving to my mind the existance of some kind of higher being. i might have to completely detach myself to not go insane. think y'all slick and i'm dumb? the irony is that i don't underestimate anyone. that's SO ironic ( Read more... )

if you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first ( Read more... )

yes, i'm still here. per usual i got plenty on my mind to talk about and i'm experiencing writer's block ( Read more... )