I couldn't agree more!

[lebongirl]

"Never complain, never explain, never say would have, should have or could have, always judge a book by its cover, and always mix your drinks."

Must remember to abide by all of the above.

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[noir]

Don’t do bad things, only do good things. Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you. Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your Granny in a bag. Never suck all the juice out of a vampire. Never lean over on Tuesday

[lebongirl]

where do you Englishmen get these lovely sayings?

I'll have to remember the bit about not putting a sock in a toaster. I know I'm always tempted to do this.

[noir]

It's an eddie izzard thing :)

http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/DAtranscript.html#letters

[lebongirl]

Mine was a Simon Le Bon thing :D