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I might as well do this while I'm still pissed off. I haven't been this angry in a while. Excuse me.
But yeah, fuck Los Angeles. Fuck its sprawling wasteland. Fuck the Spanish for picking this spot for a city. Fuck the Americans for taking it in 1848 and turning it into what it is today. Fuck 'em for starting the whole urban sprawl phenomenon. Fuck it for being too hot and full of smog most of the time. Fuck the nice areas and fuck the shitty ones, and fuck everyone in them. Fuck its rich snobs and fuck the ghetto morons. Fuck all the same, worthless, cookie-cutter suburbs and all the soccer moms and spoiled brats contained within. Fuck the storm drain that we call a river. The LA River represents the fucking aesthetic joke that this city is. Fuck people for having eight kids. Fuck people for having one kid. Why would you want to raise even one child in this travesty? Fuck it for producing so much shitty television, cinema, and music. Fuck the brain-dead sports fanatics. How the hell can you care that much about a team of overpaid idiots? Fuck it for having so many snobby hipsters that act like the stuff they care about even matters. Is being another lame ersatz so special? Your music is so goddamn contrived and boring. Fuck all the dumbass bros and their lifted trucks and their stupid bimbo girlfriends with bleached hair who they date but they're really just thinking about bro-raping their friends at a party once they're drunk on Bud Light. Fuck all the ricers that make driving here that much more of a displeasure. Is your hair spiky enough, asshole? Fuck the morons who think bass is the only frequency range worth listening to. Your trunk is rattling itself to pieces. Fuck how much time it takes to drive from one place I don't want to be to another. Fuck the fact that this city is so full of cars, yet no one has any fucking clue as to how to drive. Fuck that you can't get anywhere without a car.
And fuck angry people. Why the fuck does everyone have to be so fucking angry all the time?
Fuck.