Second Flirtation

[lecherous_kappa]

Now ladies, I know I might look a little on the older side now, but let me assure you that maturity has its benefits, and I am completely able to meet your every sensual desire. I am, after all, a walking sex god

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[Voice] This is almost a role reversal since Juke is actually 45. XD 18 now

[throws_gun]

Thanks for giving me that horrible mental image, pops.

And Gojyo is normally 22, hee.

[lecherous_kappa]

I could always give you a bit of a lesson. You wouldn't regret it. &hearts

[1/2] Very very close. :>>>

[throws_gun]

...Well...

[2/2]

[throws_gun]

Wait, why did I think about it?! Lecherous old men shouldn't be trusted!

[shadedsunlight]

Be careful you don't break a hip, old man.

[lecherous_kappa]

Pain can be pleasure too, babe. And my skill didn't diminish with age. I've made sure of that. &hearts

[shadedsunlight]

As you say, but I doubt a wheelchair-confined sex god gives off the same impression as a walking sex god.

[lecherous_kappa]

I don't know what your problem is with me, but I'm not fucking confined to a wheelchair. I'm walking around, and more than physically fit for lovemaking, no matter what the lucky woman may want.

[nimquesse]

Hmm...you know you can say you're like wine, the older the better.

[lecherous_kappa]

Exactly. Dramatic. Maybe that's the new word for you. Exactly, Dramatic.

[nimquesse]

the new word for you.

What exactly does that means?

[lecherous_kappa]

It means that's what I'm going to call you, if it's all right with you. Every woman is special and deserves her own word. It just takes longer to find the right one for some.

[2tailedtagalong]

What's a sex god?

((ooc: Still open for stuck little!Tails?))

[lecherous_kappa]

It means someone who knows everything about how to do it right, and not to do it wrong~

[[ooc: Sure, for a day or two. Which days were you thinking?]]

[2tailedtagalong]

Do what right not wrong?

((ooc: After Ginia and Hakkai start their rampage?))

[lecherous_kappa]

Sex. But not with foxes, that's not my kink. Maybe Goku's into it. I think he wants whatever has a pulse, and he's already a monkey.

[[ooc:Works for me.]]

[Voice]

[nothingprincess]

No.

[lecherous_kappa]

To each their own. But you don't sound all that happy. I hate it when a women isn't happy.

[Voice]

[nothingprincess]

It's because I'm empty.

[lecherous_kappa]

Empty? No one should feel empty, lease of all a woman. Tell you what. I promise not to flirt or try to sleep with you if you talk to me. You should be treated like the queen you are.