-Alright so if you had a penis for 24 hours what would you do?

-I'd pee standing up on every bush I could find.

-If you had a penis for 24 hours that's all you'd do? Pee?

-Yeah.

-You wouldn't try to fuck alot of girls?

-I don't need a penis to do that.

7 more school days until spring break. God, that sounds nice. Just saying it puts a smile on my face. Cancun is going to be so amazing. Except I am already starting to have anxiety about the beach. I know that I don't look that terrible in a bikini, but I am going to be next to Mac and Mariela two of the best looking / best bodied people ever. I am ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAC! I LOVE YOU!

Angela is coming!!!

I just anal raped my term paper.

Who wants to celebrate?

I'm going to Cancun bitches!!!!!!!!!!

Mac, I cannot find the original Lucifer pictures. Do you still have them on your eljay? Send me the link if you do. Thanks much, faggot.

p.s.

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Yesterday I was pretty sure I was going to die. I didn't die. Obviously ( Read more... )

It's a fork...


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Shit has been pretty boring lately ( Read more... )