A giraffe and a man walk into a bar. They sit down and get drunk together. Then the man gets pissed off at the giraffe and kills it. When the man walks out of the bar that bar tender says "you cant just leave that lyin' here" and the man says "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

TODAY WAS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!!!Even after being touched by a creepy, old doctor, told I was going to have a heart attack, got my braces tightened-not taken off, confusing math homework, and having really bad allergies all day- It was the best day of my life ( Read more... )

Alright, so apparently it supposed to be a secret to me that my mum likes ACDC and my dad likes Billy Idol...long weird ass stories for both but I find them amusing ( Read more... )

I would be bitching about how gay my weekend was, but 15 minutes on Saturday made the whole thing friggin awesome ( Read more... )

it's only two pics (combined into one) this time, and they're a little out there compared to the last ones I posted. I'd still like opinions though

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I'm starting to get better with this whole updating thing...but of course whenever I find the time to update I have nothing of interest to say ( Read more... )

nothing to post...heres some unfinished photoshop


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Ok guys, honest opinion, what do you think of my fashion ideas?

No saying "they're awesome" Because nothing is perfect and I'm sure you'll find something that might make my ideas cooler.

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Wow, I really suck at updating ( Read more... )

I procrastinate updating too much ( Read more... )