Moods are a pyramid of carefully stacked eggs. Even the slighest breath can bring it crashing, rolling, smashing down. And once an egg is broken there is no reviving it.
Eggs are for snakes. And well, salad. And testing for an equinox.
"Is it the vernal equinox yet?"
"Unsure. Set that egg down."
"Well, snap. Equinox it is."
Interestingly enough on the topic of celestial events, did you know that Stonehenge was originally supposed to be the universe's first wifi access point? It's true. But then they realized that while it could broadcast an 802.11g signal, there was no internet to connect it to, and their PDAs only supported 802.11a anyhow. So, as it was a 250 mile drag for the stones, they realized it could keep time using it's firmware, and decided to use it as a calender. Besides, they lost their warrenty paper work anyhow, what with it being written on a rabbit and the damn thing scurrying off.
Early Tech Support Druids were also notoriously hard to work with, and were generally called by their local nickname, "Those fucking Jerks."
This has been your educational moment with Andrew.
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On another note: PINK! EW! ;)
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*hugs*
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I can't decide if that sounds encouraging or if it just makes it worse.
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*hugs*
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"Is it the vernal equinox yet?"
"Unsure. Set that egg down."
"Well, snap. Equinox it is."
Interestingly enough on the topic of celestial events, did you know that Stonehenge was originally supposed to be the universe's first wifi access point? It's true. But then they realized that while it could broadcast an 802.11g signal, there was no internet to connect it to, and their PDAs only supported 802.11a anyhow. So, as it was a 250 mile drag for the stones, they realized it could keep time using it's firmware, and decided to use it as a calender. Besides, they lost their warrenty paper work anyhow, what with it being written on a rabbit and the damn thing scurrying off.
Early Tech Support Druids were also notoriously hard to work with, and were generally called by their local nickname, "Those fucking Jerks."
This has been your educational moment with Andrew.
=^.^=
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