Operation Move-out
Step 1. disable smoke alarm. most important step. also good idea to open windows and turn on fans.
Step 2. heat oven to about 200 degrees F
Step 3. take small suitcase and fill it with papers/notebooks/etc you want to keep. nothing soft plastic
Step 4. bake small suitcase+stuff for 10 minutes. if you smell burning plastic before 10 minutes, turn off oven and let suitcase sit.
Step 5. after about 20 minutes total have elapsed, remove suitcase and let cool.
Step 6. Pray to God the stuff inside reached 200 degrees. and didn't melt
Step 7. Once cooled, remove asap from infected apartment
Step 8. Insert toothpick. If it comes out clean .. oh wait, wrong recipe.
If only my printer/scanner would bake as well as my suitcase ... :-(